mom: “Look it’s time to wake up”
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"
this wasn’t supposed to get notes
petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday
not what i had in mind but im flexible